REAL TALK: Nuit Blanche is tough on your bladder if you’ve got lady parts. That carton of wine you’re toting around demands pee stops, but where? WHERE? To avoid squatting in an alleyway, only to turn around and realize the brick wall behind you is actually a translucent installation and 300 people are watching you squat from a gallery back yard, we’ve compiled a list of the best bathrooms in the city. Clean, usually line-up-free, and open late. You’re welcome.

ZONE A
Intercontinental Hotel, 220 Bloor St. W.
Four Seasons Yorkville, 21 Avenue Rd.
Royal Conservatory, 273 Bloor St. W.

ZONE B
Sheraton Hotel, 123 Queen St. W.
New Ho King Restaurant, 410 Spadina Ave.
Future Bakery, 483 Bloor St. W.
Insomnia Cafe, 563 Bloor St. W.
Scotiabank Theatre, 259 Richmond St. W.
Queen West Subway Station

ZONE C
Metro in Liberty Village, 100 Lynn Williams St.
Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, 85 Hanna Ave.
The Lakeview, 1132 Dundas St. W.
Java House, 537 Queen St. W.
Shanghai Cowgirl, 538 Queen St. W.
The Counter, 51 Bathurst St.

~ Jen McNeely & Haley Cullingham