by Olga
The Everything To Do With Sex Show made its way to Toronto last weekend and I decided to partake in fun. Remember the Friends episode where Rachel’s mother asks her “what’s new in sex?”
Having been in a committed relationship over the last 4 years, I too felt the need to explore this question. After some poking, prodding, ogling, and consuming of overpriced hot dogs (this is not a metaphor, I assure you) I have come up with a list of 5 of my favourite new sexy products featured in the show. If there was a rating system, all five of these would surely garner ten stiff cocks out of ten.
1. MAXINE X ROX
Top Canadian porn star Maxine X used the show to launch her very own toy line in conjunction with Don Wands. But that’s not all. In the first nifty package of its kind, Maxine has paired together a glass pleasure wand along with sexy feature-length film CONVERT HER TO A SQUIRTER. Amazing! Sure, I’m biased because I have a girl crush on Maxine, but this set is pretty fucking cool and a totally innovative concept that brings together the ultimate in pleasure, education and “wow” factor. Finally.
*You can also catch Maxine every Friday on Showcase on hit show WEBDREAMS.
Maxine has yet to finalize distribution in Canada. For now, MAXINE X ROX is available at Adult World Video at 5308 Dundas Street West.
2. MARACUJA & CO: FINE EROTIC JEWELS AND GARMENTS
So this one was a bit of a shocker…I began approaching what I thought was a jewelry stand to instead find the most beautiful accessories (we’re talking 18 carat gold and semi-precious stones) that are inserted into the vagina, sit atop the clit, or clamp on to your nipples for day-to-day wear or special occasions. The line hails all the way from France to ensure the utmost arousal and elegance of your no-no spots.
3. ULTIMATE PERSONAL SHAVER
So this totally seems like one of those “as seen on TV” products but it actually works – I got a chance to try it at the convention. It works as a two-step process. The first trims down hair while the second provides the closest shave imaginable…with no razor bumps in sight!
www.ultimatepersonalshaver.com
4. BLACK LINE STUDIO: THE BODY ART BOUTIQUE
The swankiest tattoo parlour and boutique in town, Black Line Studio, now offers custom air brush tattoos. So if you’re looking to be a badass for a week or are a budding Amy Winehouse impersonator, these will look way better than temporary dollar store tats. Trust.
5. CAKE STAR
The free samples lured me to the booth, but it was the finely sculpted labia (with piercing) cake that kept me there. Cake Star specializes in delicious cakes using the finest homegrown ingredients, and they certainly don’t shy away from erotic subject matter. Now you too can give your mother the gift of penis cake for Christmas.
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