THURSDAY

A Dragged Out Affair @ Lola’s Commissary, 634 Church St. Come join us and the city’s most notorious Drag Queens as we celebrate three of our writers’ sassy short film, A Dragged Out Affair. Door prizes, raffles, silent auctions, complimentary nibbles, cheap drinks and performances by Donnarama, Heaven Lee Hytes, Miss Conception and Daytona Bitch! $15 at the door. 8 pm 

Slow Pitch @ The Red Light, 1185 Dundas St. W. DJ Carlitos promises nothing above 105 BPM. Soul, lovers rock, disco, panty remover. Free! 10 pm 

In Crowd @ Tattoo Rock Parlour, 567 Queen St. W. Put on your most dapper attire for a night of Motown, RnB, Funk, Soul, Stax and 60s Rock. $3.50 drinks ‘til midnight. 10 pm 

Dance Like You Fuck @ Strangelove, 587 College St. You know the drill. $3 drinks and no cover before 11. Doors 10 pm 

Family Studies @ Blondie’s, 1378 Queen St. W. Cheap beers, great sounds. Free! 10 pm 

FRIDAY

Hold Tight @ The Ossington, 61 Ossington Ave. Todd and Pooyan play disco and house musics, plus a special guest DJ appearance from 11-11:30. Free! 
10 pm 

Pop Lobster 1 @ Teranga, 159 Augusta Ave. This new night celebrates the greatness that is pop music. Everything from the Talking Heads to Madonna. Free! 10 pm  

Arcade Fridays @ Mod Club, 722 College St. Oakville DJs Deanious and KillThemWithColour invade Toronto. $10 guestlist: info@thejonsevents.com 
10 pm 

FLEX: Funk. Love. Etc. @ Margret, 2952 Dundas St. W. Party music ‘til 3 am and kung fu flix on the big screen. Free!  
10 pm 

Sticky Fingers @ The Beaver, 1192 Queen St. W. Le Freak C’est Keek and Lucie Tic play sexy dance music. Free! 
10 pm 

SATURDAY

The Roof is on Fire @ The Gladstone, 1214 Queen St. W. Denise and Russell must rebuild their lives after a recent fire claimed all of their belongings. Complimentary Canadian and Coors beer for all guests (while supplies last), live entertainment by The General Staff and Ten Kens, a sexy fire-inspired photo shoot and much more! $30 – ALL proceeds will benefit the rebuild.  
8 pm. 

There Goes the Neighbourhood @ The Barn, 418 Church St. The rowdiest, realest party on Church St. $2 cran vodkas before 11:30. Free! 
10 pm 

Bad Taste @ 751, 751 Queen St. W. Gully rap music all night – requests strongly encouraged. $5 cover.  
10 pm 

Purplelectricity @ The Drake Underground, 1150 Queen St. W. Canada’s only reoccurring Prince tribute party returns. Non-stop Prince music and videos from ’78 to 2010. $5 cover. 11 pm