11:20 – Sorry LC, but I totally agree with Heidi – just sub you in for some chick who can roll her eyes and cry poolside. Done. Hills will live on.
10:49 – If you had to do Amazing Race with Stephanie Pratt or LO, who would you pick? Both competitive, foxy and manipulative. Or Heidi’s Mom?
10:43 – "he’s the common thread of every issue in your life"…things are more clearly spelled out in the fresh air with warm baked cookies ready.
10:22 – Umm…I totally expect gifts on my birthday. Face it girls – the boat was a total bust. I want extensions like Heidi. Oh hello slutface.
10:19 – blubbery cry fest. Nice nails – white out? THIS IS FAR TOO MOVING. Oh – off the boat now.
10:13 – "real dawg…touch me so I can fuck you up" Owww…too much ear pulling
10:11 – LO should be a shrink. "I just think I should tell you that your life is totally fucked and sometimes you just need to realise.”
10:09 – It’s fine" Audrina to Heidi’s attendance. SO NOT FINE – GET OUT or be bit by Lauren’s vampy red blood lips.
10:06 – "Is the Queen Biaaatch going to be there?" Spencer. Asswipe within ten seconds
10:03 – I think The Hills should take a cue from Being Erica and engage in hot lesbian make out sessions with red paint. Sizzle.

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