All aboard the sexy boat! Shit’s about to get rullllll (that’s “real” said like Gregory Gorgeous. First 30 seconds is all you need of that vid, unless you get sucked into the show like I did, in which case YOU’RE WELCOME but also I’M SORRY, also HELLO DIGRESSION).

For one night only, the River Gambler (pick-up at 333 Lakeshore Blvd. E.) is transforming into a Naughty Nautical Epic Cruise called the Va Va Voom Voyage. This trip down to sexytown, produced by Two Dames Productions, means a moonlit sail on Toronto’s waters, a sky full of stars above you, and some seriously hawt strip tease performances. Some of the city’s best burlesque dancers will be on board, including Dew Lily, Dolly Berlin, and Rubie Laframboise.

There will be treats and beverages for purchase, meet and greets, professional pin up photo shoots, and more! Tickets are $40 advance (buy ’em here) or $45 at the door; the party goes from 8:30pm to 1:00am.

Oh, and the dress code is “naughty nautical.” 😉 😉 😉