Well it’s highly unlikely that there are even seven things in this world that Kim K does not have…except a real life relationship! HEYYYYOOO! But we wracked our brains nonetheless to think up a kuintessential Kardashian kollection of goodies to tuck away in her stocking this holiday season.

1. Tiffany & Co. Victoria Band
It’s safe to say that Kim’s hugely-publicized-over-the-top-definitely-staged circus wedding, and subsequent jiffy divorce will ward off potential suitors for many years to come. Nothing says ‘I’m embracing my self-imposed reality TV spinsterhood’ than the ultimate right hand ring.
$16,500 @ www.tiffany.ca

2. NARS Semi-Matte Lipstick in ‘Heat Wave’
The K sisters are known not only for their backsides, but for their meticulously vibrant pouts. This shade will set off any all-black jumpsuit Kim pulls out of her designer-ridden closet this winter. 
$30 @ Sephora, 131 Bloor St. W. www.sephora.com

3. Paperdoll custom note cards
Hey, Dolls – Kim could probably use a little help with all those thanks, but no thanks cards. Why not put a custom spin on it with these adorable personalized note cards!?
 $30 – $40, set of 10 cards & envelopes @ paperdollstudio.ca

4. ENVY starring Ray J
Poor Kim: Ray J could always keep up with her, but she could never keep up with Ray J! Now she can keep up with him anytime she wants in this gritty, indie drama that just missed the Oscar nom.
$15 @ hmv.ca

5. Kardashian Kupkake mix
Vanilla is Kim’s fave, so she would certainly enjoy a year’s supply of her very own Famous Cupcakes Va-Va-Va-Nilla flavour inspired by, none other than herself!
$15 @ famouscupcakes.com

6. Kardashian Kollection Printed Bustier
Kim can probably have all the Sears Kardashian Kollection she wants, but you never can have too much of a good thing!
$32 @ sears.ca

7. Unbreakable Eau de Toilette
Kim’s krazy family supports each other in everything that they do (hence their combined net worth of $65M/year) So even though Kim has her very own fragrance, she will of course spray some Unbreakable behind her kneecaps, just to show her love.
$45 @ amazon.com

~ Ali Maldoff