Episode two of JacLife has aired. Jaclyn is launching Jac and Gill, her new line with her BFF Gillian and everything runs amuck!

In this episode, entitled Fashion Frenzy, the story has a moral. It is: “non-aphabetized lists suck,” and so do late models. We also learn that it takes more than three ice cubes to make an iced coffee, otherwise the result is a tepid mess that makes Jaclyn uncomfortable.

We see the launch of Jac and Gill at the chandeliered burlesque bar Jezebel, where models send the audience air kisses in tight lace dresses. The design ain’t bad!

What is bad however, is how long Jaclyn had to wait until her last model, the ever-tardy Alison. When she does show up “three hours late, not cool,” everyone is a little nervous. Nothing a little G and T won’t fix! The show is a success and a demure Jaclyn keeps her cool, reminding everyone that “we can’t bask in our glamourous glory for too long,” as there is work to be done. Wait; was she being sarcastic and self-aware with that last comment? If so, please develop the show into a sarcastic mimicry of The Hills.

Please? Anyone?

To watch the show click here
To play dress up with the Jac and Gill collection/see what Jaclyn looks like in her undies click here