We could all use a good, ugly cry every once in a while. We could also all use a night of grooving to songs generally reserved for solo bedroom dance parties. Well, as luck would have it, both of these things collide at Clinton’s (693 Bloor St. W.) in one sweaty, guilty pleasure dance party this Friday night! Layer on that waterproof mascara, girl.

Thrown by the Bangs & Blush ladies, Fuck It features the best (worst?) tunes from the ’80s, ’90s, and 2000s (think Britney Spears, Blink-182, The Village People, Will Smith, Spice Girls, Hall & Oates, S Club 7, and Disney songs). Don’t pretend that you don’t like it.

Doors at 10pm. $5.