Given the way moms-of-Tweens reacted to Miley Cyrus in nothing but a sheet, we can’t imagine what they’ll have to say about New Moon star Ashley Green’s sexy spread for SoBe.

The actress wears nothing but body paint in the ads-to appear in Sports Illustrated-and looks capital-F Fantastic (and we imagine climbing trees naked to be quite uncomfortable.) While the shoot sounds racy in theory, it’s pretty chaste in execution-there’s a lot of arm-crossing going on here. Ashley, we salute you. Send us Taylor Lautner covered in paint as a thank-you gift.