Stupid headwear, Steph effs up, and Heidi brings the pain.

10:01 – Dear Lauren: Nice Rastafarian hat. Lookin’ good.
10:04 – Here’s a question: Where does Spencer find all these girls who are into flesh beards?
10:07 – Employing Steph Pratt would be like employing an extremely dim poodle.
10:09 – Someone let Dan Levy loose with the bedazzler, and we’re REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT!
10:11 – There’s only one way to solve this, ladies. Dance off on the bar. Prison rules.
10:14 – Audrina vs. Justin-Bobby: Bedhead-off.
10:19 – This is the Hills where stupid headwear goes to die: Steph Pratt has decided to wind a strand of kelp around her empty brain
10:23 – Whoa. Heidi’s gone off the deep-end. In a big way.