Chef Gordon Oliver makes dishes that look like shit. And he’s coming to Toronto!

Wanna know how to rise to the top as a notable chef? Make outlandish dishes that look like vomit-diarrhea, like this fine Vegan Cat Crap Cake. Yep, there’s a new chef who’s making quite a splash; his name is Chef Gordon Oliver and his recipes make us wanna yack. Who the heck wants a hot dog with toothpaste? Buddy, you aren’t some Warhol in the kitchen, you’re just daft. Anyway, this guy is coming to Toronto to show off his bizarre creations and already the media is taking notice, and buzz is getting louder on Twitter. On March 14th, you can catch Oliver on an Eat Talk segment on CTV after eTalk at 7:27pm. Or why not taste his Truffle shit-balls on rice in person? He’s having a “pop-up event” at 98 Sudbury… is this a fake event? Shouldn’t it be 99 Sudbury?

Remember when you were a little kid and you used to have a big idea to bake something? Suddenly, you had a mixing bowl full of eggs, flour, grapes, hamburger meat and chocolate-chips? Well, that’s Chef Oliver in a nutshell, only he’s not an adventurous kid but a dirty bastard with a vulgar sense of humour. (Don’t believe us? Look at his dog shit peanut butter fudge. BARF!!)

Would you eat ANY OF THIS GARBAGE??? Why is it so easy to become famous these days. Sheesh.