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  • 80% of you would rather make a sexy alternative film starring YOU than make a documentary revealing a secret from your past.
  • 67% would rather swallow the red pill (embrace truth) than the blue pill (remain blissfully ignorant).
  • 60% of you would rather live with a girl who has OCD and constantly complains about your dirty dish problem than have roommates that brought home 3AM parties and played bongos in your living room.
  • 67% would rather sail across the sea on a giant peach than live in a giant wheel of Parmesan cheese.
  • 83% of you would rather take out mom for a nice dinner and 2 bottles of wine later learn you were an accident than Invite mom over for a movie and spend the night being lectured on money mismanagement when she catches sight of your ever-expanding wardrobe.
  • 57% of you would rather Travel back in time to middle school to tell off teacher you despised and stuff pockets full of double chocolate chip freshly baked cafeteria cookies than take the day off and spend it lounging around on couch watching soaps and consuming vast amounts of cheese string and Twinkies.
  • 63% would rather ride a hot air balloon over Texas than hang out with the smallest horse in the world.
  • 83% of you would rather upchuck on your first date than have your period show up on the back of your skirt.