She Does the City on FacebookT'was Said
Pink Marker
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/16/2008 - 09:02.
“Can you pass me that pink marker”
- “Sure”
“I want to smell it"
Vagina Dialogues
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 14:22.
"uh.. sorry but giraffe simply cannot be a euphemism for vagina"
"look anything can mean anything"
Shit Worth
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 14:16.
‘When I eat a really nice fancy meal and then I shit, I feel my shit is worth more’
Pasta Hair
Submitted by Jimmy on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 14:13.
"Is this your hair in my pasta??"
"I think so"
"good"
Fat and Wasted
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 09:11.
“I look wasted”
“Well I look fat, so we are even”
Twas Written Mad Coo
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 05/13/2008 - 08:53.
I want nothing to do with you, you mad cow
Friday Night Encounters
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 05/12/2008 - 08:12.
As I was coming down the balcony at 3am, a woman was giving some dude a blowjob at the bottom of the stairs and I needed to interrupt them in order to get by.
Me: Excuse me.
Dude: We are boyfriend and girlfriend.
Me: I don’t care, I just want to get by.
The Dude pulls up his pants as I begin to run away. The Woman is also running behind me.
Dude: Come Back.
Woman: Please…Pie…Pleeeeese.
Then she disappears and I run into my car and return to Markham for safety.
FB Photos
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 05/07/2008 - 09:28.
"Half of the photos of her on facebook she looks like a soccer mom, the other she’s completely nuts. I think she needs to resolve this"
Hoochie Funeral
Submitted by Jimmy on Wed, 05/07/2008 - 08:36.
“Is this outfit too hoochie for a funeral?”
- ”A little”
“REALLY?? FUCK!!”