ways that you know you are high

One:
When the sound of your masticating mouth sounds brilliant
Two:
When you eat garbage
Three:
You have the best orgasm ever, ever, ella, ella, under my umbrella
Four:
You realize you’ve been having a debate about Palestine for 2.5 hours at 4AM with a stranger
Five:
You got so hot, that lying on the parking lot pavement felt lovely and cool
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