Top 5
ways that you know you are high
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 08:07.
One:
When the sound of your masticating mouth sounds brilliant
Two:
When you eat garbage
Three:
You have the best orgasm ever, ever, ella, ella, under my umbrella
Four:
You realize you’ve been having a debate about Palestine for 2.5 hours at 4AM with a stranger
Five:
You got so hot, that lying on the parking lot pavement felt lovely and cool
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Simple urban pleasantries
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 06/30/2008 - 12:11.
One:
Slushees in the park
Two:
Sangria on a much loved balcony
Three:
8PM bike ride with your lover
Four:
Unexpected street art
Five:
A smile and hello from a stranger
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people we would not want as our boss
Submitted by Jen on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:46.
One:
Heather Locklear, when she played Amanda in Melrose Place
Two:
Prince Charles
Three:
Mariah Carey
Four:
Gargamel
Five:
Naomi Campbell
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Annoyances of Old City Hall
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 06/25/2008 - 13:55.
One:
It’s a Bermuda triangle of communication
Two:
Half the exits don’t open so you wander aimlessly with convicts
Three:
You need this slip of paper and that signature if you want an appeal for that parking ticket you didn’t pay a year ago
Four:
ALL RISE!
Five:
Bonus! Leave and grab a hotdog from one of 72 vendors within 100 feet. Negative – feel sick an hour later
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PRIDE-CESSORIES
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 06/24/2008 - 10:43.
One:
Your gorgeous gay boyfriend in sleeveless mesh
Two:
American Apparel Shiny workout shorts
Three:
Sky-high platforms to see over the crowds
Four:
Sunscreen and water! Hot options hydrate.
Five:
Your dancing shoes, your cheering voice, and your PRIDE!
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Favourite bald looks
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 06/23/2008 - 09:56.
One:
Bruce Willis
Two:
Mr. T (mostly)
Three:
Sinead O’Connor
Four:
Mr. Clean
Five:
Andre Agassi
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things that happen at a party with only women
Submitted by Jen on Fri, 06/20/2008 - 10:52.
One:
Discoveries: women sleeping with the same man
Two:
Tampon tradesies
Three:
Minor lesbian experimentation
Four:
Breast and hair comparisons
Five:
Wine lips and server size ups
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Cool places to host a party in Toronto
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 06/19/2008 - 08:35.
One:
Bay St. Hidden Subway
Two:
Pool underneath Club Monaco at Bloor and Avenue
Three:
Ex German Embassy Mansion
Four:
401 Richmond Roof top
Five:
Ball and Punching Sack area at Ontario Place
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Smelly things found in your home
Submitted by Olga Barsky on Wed, 06/18/2008 - 08:10.
One:
Freshly bathed dog in heat
Two:
The feet of a man
Three:
Forgotten chunk of blue cheese in back of fridge
Four:
Bedsheets soaked in sweat
Five:
Mystery stain on your favourite shirt
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Sh*t that went down in 1976
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 06/17/2008 - 07:41.
One:
Apple Computers Start
Two:
The beginning of Punk
Three:
CN Tower built (do you care?)
Four:
Average bikini costs
Five:
Joy Division forms
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