Will.i.am

I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. Now don’t be alarmed, this is not a real emergency. It is real funny though, both funny/odd and funny/funny: a media queen hurling the f-bomb (the other one, fucker) during Pride Week? C’mon now; I need a challenge. But if offensive slurs are cool this season, I’m reclaiming puns for the dirty-minded. Now let’s get to the bottom of this fluff. read more...

"You're Fugly, Bitch!"

Who would have thought it could get crazier than the Jonas Brothers? After last night's Much Music Video Awards, an altercation of supreme ridiculousness erupted between The Black Eyed Peas and Queen of All Media, Perez Hilton. While we were throwing 'bows in the Ultra VIP section, Fergie was throwing accusations-and Will.I.Am was throwing his weight around. The Glamourous One asked Perez why he'd been shit-slinging on his site about the Pea's latest single, and when Perez wouldn't apologize, a distraught Fergie turned to her band-mates.

This is where things get fuzzy-in contradicting video statements, Will.I.Am and Perez describe the scene that unfolded when the two left the afterparty for the other afterparty, at Cobra. Will.I.Am alleges that he respectfully requested that Perez keep his million-hit mouth shut, and Perez responded by calling him a "faggot." This so enraged a loyal B.E.P. fan that he leapt (literally) to Will's defense, punching Perez in the eye. read more...

Last night began like any other mid-week fall evening. I opened the fridge, heated up some leftover rice and marched downstairs to watch the news. As the polls started to come in, a wave of energy lit from within. A sudden realisation emerged, 'Oh no, we shouldn't be inside - this is pivotal, this is history, this is one of those moments in our life that we will recall with accuracy in twenty years.' read more...