Neighbours Parrot

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/03/2008 - 08:19.

"“You know that asshole I’ve been complaining about for like four months, whistling in the adjacent yard.”
”Yeah.”
”Turns out it’s the neighbours parrot. Suddenly I’m not angry but happy.”"

- 29 year old content with new feathered friend but previously livid with neighbouring noisemaker