Friday Night Encounters

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 05/12/2008 - 08:12.

"As I was coming down the balcony at 3am, a woman was giving some dude a blowjob at the bottom of the stairs and I needed to interrupt them in order to get by.

Me: Excuse me.
Dude: We are boyfriend and girlfriend.
Me: I don’t care, I just want to get by.
The Dude pulls up his pants as I begin to run away. The Woman is also running behind me.
Dude: Come Back.
Woman: Please…Pie…Pleeeeese.
Then she disappears and I run into my car and return to Markham for safety."

- SDTC writer relays her Friday night to coworkers.