Dating Scene

The post-university dating scene is a treacherous one. I find myself longing for the days of all-nighters at the library, if only for the plethora of good-looking Econ and Engineering majors occupying the basement cubicles. Post-convocation, we are faced with different dating etiquette, successes and utter fiascoes. While a 9-5 may come with sublime stability and a regular pay cheque, it is also accompanied by stagnant routine, especially if your commute involves a residential bus ride with your father’s friends, who consider the Blackberry on their belts to be the ultimate accessory. Better yet, when you spot a hottie who resembles deliciously preppy Nate from GG, you realize he is in school uniform because he is still in high school. I officially gave up on finding love on a real train when a briefcase-carrying trekkie in a waiter’s uniform told me my hair resembled that of Silk Spectre from The Watchmen, but that I should wear more latex. It’s a little Risky Business for the office, Kirk, but I’ll keep it in mind, thanks.  read more...