Beware of the Doghouse

Why we like: This could not wait until Valentine’s Day! If your boyfriend disappointed you with a lame Christmas, jipped you with only seven gifts for all eight glowing Chanukah nights or forgot you celebrated Kwanzaa altogether then Beware of the Doghouse may be the remedy for your disdain. Or perhaps you feel like one of the 25 scorned 20-somethings on The Bachelor (watching premiere now) – with equal dickwads under their belts as sequins on their gowns. No matter what spawns your contempt, set aside your Voodoo kit and stop putting spells on his Facebook account… Put him in the doghouse! 

What you’ll find there: An undercover marketing campaign courtesy of JC Penney. Clearly their jewelry department has a weighty expense budget to push diamonds of the necklace, earring or ring variety. Apparently this is the only way out of the doghouse!  

Where in the world: YES YOU CAN! 

In a nutshell: Despite the website’s ulterior motives, you’ll get sheer pleasure from even a single nomination.

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com